if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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