found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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