You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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