What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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