i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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