i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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