So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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