She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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