therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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