So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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