It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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