just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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