I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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