Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Green mimosas i think yes
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
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