If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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