She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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