We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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