Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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