Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm too high and old for this...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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