Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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