Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
The Olympian is in my bed
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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