Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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