just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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