im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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