Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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