Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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