if you like me you must not know who I am
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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