apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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