Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just pee around me
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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