I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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