I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
