would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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