You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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