So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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