you turned your livingroom into a bong?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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