He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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