wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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