Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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