I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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