I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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