I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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