This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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