no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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