You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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