Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
she smelled like a LAN party
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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