i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
