is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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