This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Is it penis luge time yet?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
