I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i think my mom watched the whole time
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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