? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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