at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Where is the hickey?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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